Wednesday 18 August 2010

Aborted Stygian Foetus lyrics

Lyrics of Aborted Stygian Foetus by The Meads of Asphodel, with the sample transcribed:

Killing me, Kill, Murder
Killing you, Kill, Slaughter
Killing us, Kill, Martyr
Killing them, Kill, Slayer
Bury me, Bury, Murder
Bury me, Bury, Slaughter

We are an Aborted Species
A desolate child on a planet made of blood
and ashamed of none
a still-born corpse, hunters of the gods

killers we were
killers we are
we are disciples of hell
before the stygian foetus

 
Monologue:

The Lord works in mysterious ways, Praise the lord!
Our father, who art in heaven, who has left us to rot on earth
The Good Book sayeth (Hallelujah!) “Who sheddeth man’s blood, by man shall his blood be shed. for in the image of god made the man.” - genesis verse 9 chapters 5 to 6.


By these words we can be assured that the futility of war saves us from the self-indulgence of peace. Why praise we the calves and the beasts of burden in a world where prejudice is vanquished and evil no longer rears its deceitful head? (Amen!)


Surely this world of shackles and homicide makes the necessity of the Lord all the more imperative? What would a world without violence become? It would become an obese bat, howling with the tedium of paradise upon its boiled shoulders. (?)

If the Lord wanted utopia on earth, why create the destroyer? Why fashion the creature of such indiscriminate hatred that all before its path will surely perish in the flames of degradation? Hallelujah! (Hallelujah!) 

As the good book says, in Samuel verses 15 chapters 2 to 3: “Now go and smite Amalek. And utterly destroy all what they have, and spare them not. But slay both man and woman. and kill every woman and infant and suckling, ox, sheep, camel and ass!”

Here the lord has blessed the subhuman brutality of tribal annihilation. You must go on and do such!

In Isaiah chapter 30 verses 50 to 60 the Lord declares “Everyone that is found shall be thrust through. and everyone that is joint unto them shall fall by the sword. Their children shall also be dashed to pieces before their eyes. Their houses shall be spoiled and their wives ravished!” Hallelujah lord!

Behold the genocide that we are all bound. Do not turn away from the words of God. Rather embrace the sadism. Welcome the inherent viciousness of thy soul and become as one with murder. So go forth I say unto you all who have an ear. For there is no escaping the reaper. He will cut you down.

Hark the ethical irony of the human condition! This is the age where man knows more about war than he does of peace! Praise be, he who made the victims weak and the executioners drink from the cup of justice.

Praise be, the uneducated, the illiterate and the ignorant. For without them, the works of god would disperse in the immutable winds of wisdom. Let faith blind us all in our journey of light. for to open our eyes is to stumble upon the nakedness of the devil himself! Terror knows no bounds, no limits to its insanities – and ultimately, terror knows no faith except its own deflection.
Behold the tribes of the earth, see how their addiction to god has sown the seeds of cultural dissimilation. Hark the flowers, that bloom among the thorns of ineptitude. Let the fragrance of rot, and death and pus become the new age of salvation. Praise be the Lord of Hosts! We have become lost. Take a look around you and what do you see? White Muslims and black druids. Navajo Christians and Hindu Aborigines. Arabian Baptists, Chinese Jews. Japanese Satanists and Mormons from Tibet. And don’t forget the Atheists who sleep alone at night.

And remember this, we can run away from where we belong but we can’t run away from who we are. And who are we? We are what…we are. We are who god has made us to be.

We are wankers - of the highest order! Stupid to the point of being pitiful, we are fucked up and we are full of shit! And we couldn’t care less about anyone else.

A passing alien would compare visiting our planet to visiting a sewage facility run by mentally challenged homicidal maniacs casually boiling human faces in vats of piss, simply because there’d be nothing remotely more exciting to fucking do!

We have not evolved from apes. Apes have evolved from us. Have you ever seen a monkey kill for smack? Does a monkey expire to exterminate? Only a man would contemplate building a McDonalds in Ethiopia? Or a mountain of melons in Somalia? 

I can see the queue stretching for miles and miles. And what of the aid and the sacks of rice, the medicine? I can see the new guns blazing! The sacks of rice sit well with the sandbags. And the medicine sure helps the soldiers get up and piss on the starving. The wisdom of god has run through the veins of humanity since the days of creation. 

What has this world come to? When our children are abused, yet we give our sympathies to saving endangered species like the Samis bears? Or we set up sentries for stray pheasants? Fuck the pheasants! Surely the children’s need are greater. Only a brainless retard pisses in his own bath. Yet we pollute our waters every day. And we even shit in our soup.

But this is the way of the Lord! This is the justice of - the Lord! The all merciful father of men. Praise his charity. Blessed are we who seek to know his wisdom. And remember! Lighthouses are far more useful than churches. Amen!

Monday 16 August 2010

Blessed Curse lyrics

These are the lyrics of the song Blessed Curse by Funeral Mist, together with the written down samples of the preacher in the song. Most of the text is excerpts from the Old and New Testament (the lyrics part is entirely out of Deuteronomy 28). The non-Biblical parts of the speech are written down rather poorly, since I've found no transcript of the movie it is from (if it is from a movie (edit: seems it's from a speech by the preacher Steve Hill, which I don't think is uploaded on the net)). Some words I may have misheard and there are dashes in the places of missing words that I could not discern; feel free to correct them.The italic text is the sample voice, the regular text is the lyrical part, the coloured italic text is Biblical excerpts in the samples:

They scoffed at his feast of love, now they shall be dragged to his table of justice and made to drink their due deserts.*

They scoffed!...at the feast of the Lord and now they will be made to drink of their due deserts. Those of you that are away from God, I’m warning you, there’s coming a time, you would give anything for the cup of salvation, you would give anything to follow in the Lord’s steps and take up your cup and drink it whenever he calls you to with the Christians; but it’s too late! So you were an angry man on the Earth? I am an angry god in heaven.

Don’t forget our test tonight, for in the hand of the LORD there is a cup, and the wine is red; it is full of mixture and he poureth out of the same. But the dregs thereof, all the wicked of the earth shall wring them out, and drink them. (Psalm 75:8)


Friends, the judgment. The punishment of the wicked is prepared, God holds it in his hand, in the chalice of his wrath he holds it.


…The wine of the wrath of God which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and the presence of God.
** (Revelation 14:10)


Take the wine cup of the fury at my hand, and cause all the nations, to whom I send thee, to drink it. And they shall drink, and be moved, and be mad, because of the sword that I will send among them. Then took I the cup at the LORD’s hand, and made all the nations to drink, unto whom the LORD had sent me.
(Jeremiah 25:15-17)


Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body,

And cursed shall be the fruit of thy land,
Cursed shalt thou be when thou comest in,
And cursed shalt thou be when thou goest out. (Deuteronomy 28:18-19)

I gave you everything ----. He will force you as a parent forces a child to take medicine, he’s gonna force you to take the cup of the Lord...The wine is red! That signifies my friends, the retribution! The payment! Vengeance! Blood for blood!


And thou shalt grope at noon-day, as the blind gropeth in darkness,

And thou shalt not prosper in thy ways:
And thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore,
And no man shall save thee. (Deuteronomy 28:29)

The stranger that is within thee shall get up above thee very high;

And thou shalt come down very low.
He shall be the head, and thou shalt be the tail. (Deuteronomy 28:43-44)

And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass,

And the earth that is under thee shall be iron.
The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust:
From heaven shall it come down upon thee,
Until thou be destroyed (Deuteronomy 28:23-24)

You’ll cry! You’ll cough! You’ll choke! And you will be…trapped. You’ll see the dregs, you’ll see the bottom of the cup, you’ll see the soupy mixture but you’ll keep drinking it and drinking it and drinking it and drinking it; my friends, Hell is forever! Damnation is forever!


It’s not a day in Hell, it’s eternity. When the Rapture takes place all hell is gonna explode. Then you will be within the sodomite hordes, when the Rapture takes place, you will not make it…you’re not going up. Why? You made a choice. You made a choice. It’s a horrible tempest! This shall be the cup, the portent of their cup. Death! Every last single ---. Don’t hold back at me; ‘cause when you hold back friend, you’re dropping into the cup, it’s being stored up. And you will be forced to drink it, it will stand over you. And judge you.


The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee,

Until he have consumed thee from off the land,
Whither thou goest to possess it.
The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption,
And with a fever; and with an inflammation and with an extreme burning,
And with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew;
And they shall pursue thee until thou perish,
Because thou wouldest not obey the voice of the LORD thy God. (Deuteronomy 28:21-22, 62)

--- It sayeth in the ---
saying with a loud voice: If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or his hand, the same shall drink of the cup…(Revelation 14:9-10)...It is full of mixture, and this represents friends: spices of anger, justice and repeated rejections of mercy. How many times has God tried to warn you?

You’re mixing the cup! You’re the ones dropping every ingredient in! You’ve stirred up wrath! And if you don’t believe what I’m speaking then you read the word! You’ve mixed his wrath! And it’s poisonous. It’s not the church that is causing the wrath to come down, it’s you! Drink it! Drink it! Not only will you have no choice, you’ll never reach the ---.


You won’t --- to do it. He will ----


*The first four paragraphs of the sample are partly from the exposition by Charles H. Spurgeon of Psalm 75:8 in the book The Treasury of David. The coloured part is Psalm 75:8 itself.

** It’s “presence of the Lamb” in the original verse.

Sunday 23 May 2010

Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Soundtrack


I trust anyone who has played Jazz Jackrabbit 2 will remember it as a pretty decent game. I do. In addition to that, it had some really sweet music (by Alexander Brandon). The music can be obtained from the game directories once you install the game, but they're all in strange, mp3-player-unfriendly formats like screamtracker 3 module, impulsetracker module etc. They can, however, be turned into mp3 through some audio software.

I've taken the liberties of doing just that. Here is a collection of all music that's in Jazz Jackrabbit 2 and its two expansion/sequels, The Secret Files and The Christmas Chronicles (Secret Files contains all of the Christmas Chronicles tracks):

soundtrack @ mediafire
soundtrack @ rapidshare

Also, for those of you that want to play the game once more, I've uploaded a rar containing the main game, the secret files expansion and the christmas chronicles expansion. Though apart from being able to play as Lori (Jazz's sister or cousin or something) the expansions are somewhat boring and repetitive imo.

the games @ mediafire
the games @ rapidshare